Narcissistic Dr. Looking for love w/ insanely superficial criteria list.

LOOK OUT GALS!! We have ourselves a keeper here. A surgeon named Emil Chynn, sent out a mass email to women he’d met the night before at a business networking event. However, he wasn’t there to gain business. Nope, he was networking for a relationship…or in better terms, a Trophy wife. Going as far as to offer cash or free Botox to anyone willing to play matchmaker!! The following is the mass email he sent out listing his criteria for the ideal woman.

dear fellow networking event attendees,

i was very late to last night’s event, so i only got to meet a small fraction of you guys (i tried to hurry, but you really can’t hurry-up surgery!)

sorry about this mass email, but it’s more efficient on my end. i’m also kind of a “semi-professional networker” with 10,000 people in my gmail contacts list, 1,000 friends on my various FB accts (even though i don’t use FB myself), 1,000 followers on Twitter, and google will “auto populate” my name, so perhaps some of you “beginning” networkers will learn some tips of how i’m always trying to create a “win-win” (this skill set was stressed a lot when i got my MBA from NYU)

my situation is somewhat unusual in that i am the #1 surgeon of my type in the northeastern US by volume, and have performed nearly 20,000 procedures over the last 15 years, so i really don’t need additional income (which is the unusual part). i’m actually so successful that most of the reason i attend networking events these days is for personal networking, not business networking–i’m trying to meet the right woman to fall in love with, marry, and start a family with (i’m single, never married, and really want kids before i’m old!)

i’ve hired some professional matchmakers over the years, with OK results (eg i’ve dated 2 of the matches for 6 months each, which is pretty good). the services vary enormously in quality and price (with an imperfect correlation). for example, doing the math (ie taking their fee and dividing by the number of introductions they made), i’ve paid between $100 and $1,000 per introduction (which is worth it to me, even on the high end, since i have an unusual time/$ preference, ie have more $ than time)

clearly, i’m still trying to meet the right woman the “normal way” like out at events, or through dating websites (which is, shall i say, “normal-ish”). however, i do strongly feel that having as many sources as possible only increases the potential candidate pool, and increases my chances of meeting the right person (hence my offer to you)

so if you (or any of your friends) like playing matchmaker, please read my preferences/parameters below and try to help me out.

please send me the parameters and picture of the potential setup, so i can say if i’m interested, before you start introducing us (otherwise it’s kind of awkward then saying that i’m not interested). if interested, i’m offering the following “thank-you gifts” for your kind help:

  • first date set up: $100 cash
  • second date (with either same person, indicating a better match, or a 2nd person): +$200 or free latisse worth $300
  • third date (again can be w same person): + $300 or free botox worth $500
  • 4th date (w same or diff person): + $400 or free Juvederm injections worth $900
  • 5th date (same conditions): + 500 cash or 1 eye free LASEK worth $2000:)

this is what i am in general looking for.

These are my Hard (Objective) Dating Parameters which are NOT Flexible:
(this means I am only willing to pay for introductions if ALL these criteria are met)
(if you want to set me up w someone missing 1 of these criteria, I may accept, but will not pay for that)

  1. Age 27-35 (ideally 28-34)
  2. No kids, wants kids in the next 1-2 years
  3. College graduate, doesn’t have to be a great school, but needs to have finished the degree
  4. Skinny (i.e. dress size 0-2, if you don’t know what that means (many men don’t) it means very skinny)
  5. Caucasian (not black, not Hispanic, not Asian)
  6. Healthy lifestyle (defined as no smoking, no drugs, good diet, no hard drinking,

These are things that I would ideally prefer, but don’t require (i.e. I am flexible about these criteria)

  1. Christian (any denomination is fine, I’m Catholic but not very religious, prefer any religion over none, must be religiously tolerant, will not be compatible with someone who thinks everyone else is damned)
  2. Graduate degree or very good undergraduate school (more compatible since I went to 3 Ivy League schools i.e.  Dartmouth, Columbia & Harvard, as well as Emory and my MBA from NYU)
  3. Spent significant time in another country other than the US (either born somewhere else or lived out of the US for a total of a 6 months or more, not on a vacation, doing something like school or work)
  4. Spent significant time (>1 yr) living in a city of 1 million or more (so can live in NYC if moves here)
  5. Likes animals and pets, particularly dogs (because I plan to have a dog for the rest of my life)

These are the Soft (Objective) Criteria I require, but are difficult to match (because they’re qualitative)

  1. Attractive (like an 8 out of the 1-10 scale, 9-10 is actually bad as it comes with a lot of downside)

  2. Nice, normal, sweet, kind, altruistic, selfless, not entitled, bitchy, materialistic, selfish, self-centered

  3. Stylish, fashionable, polished, confident but not vain, superficial, overly concerned about looks

  4. Hard-working, real career, full-time job (unless in graduate school), achievement-oriented

  5. Highly functional Type B (not a Type A because too similar, not a Type B who can’t get stuff done)

  6. Easy-going, sense of humor, doesn’t take life or things too seriously, gets along well with everyone

  7. Good person, follows the Golden Rule, nice and kind to others, never does bad things because of values

  8. Good family, good role models, ideally good nuclear family so can emulate good patterns of behavior

So many red flags with this guy!! One, never trust a person who boasts so much about their accomplishments and amount of “friends/followers” they have. Statements like …

“i’m also kind of a “semi-professional networker” with 10,000 people in my gmail contacts list, 1,000 friends on my various FB accts (even though i don’t use FB myself), 1,000 followers on Twitter, and google will “auto populate” my name, so perhaps some of you “beginning” networkers will learn some tips of how i’m always trying to create a “win-win” (this skill set was stressed a lot when i got my MBA from NYU)” and ” I went to 3 Ivy League schools i.e.  Dartmouth, Columbia & Harvard, as well as Emory and my MBA from NYU.” and my favorite “I have more money than time.” THIS SCREAMS NARCISSIST. & How on earth do you intend to attract someone who isn’t interested in your money, when you constantly brag about it??? Oh that’s right, because deep down you think all women are gold diggers. So you still lead off with how much you make to attract them, while saying you do not want a gold digger. Gotcha ya! Really putting that Ivy League logic to good use

Second!

He is seeking a White, Skinny woman, yet he is not white?? Seriously? It is perfectly fine to date outside of your race, but to put your own race and other races down is a blatant display of prejudice …This is someone who clearly harbors some self hatred if you can not even fathom dating someone of the same ethnicity as yourself. & He isn’t the only one. It is a major problem where people have internal racism and refuse to date or be with anyone of the same ethnicity. Let us be clear here, this is a self loathing, narcissistic man who is seeking trophy wife to put on display next to his MBA from NYU and his Doctorates Degree rather than a solid relationship. He is giving himself a very small, almost non existent pool of women to choose from. Especially since the average woman is a size 12, Caucasians are the new minority and the “nuclear family” is pretty much out of the window and with many families now resembling that of the one’s portrayed in “Modern Family.” Yea, good luck buddy.

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